Have you ever??

Okay!  I've heard the expression..."how the cow ate the cabbage"!  Not entirely sure what it means and really, at this point...don't care!

Because... they didn't eat my cabbage!!!

My neighbors cows broke through the fence and decimated my little patch of " lovely, yummy" kale!!

I must confess to you that I wanted to "kill me" some cows!


But...two things have prevented that.  

First...and probably most important...I gave birth to my neighbor some 29 years ago and I believe that killing his cows as punishment would, most likely, get me NO nursing home visits...so!


Second...when you compare the price of kale to the price of cows...well! 

You may wonder why the kale patch has "runner poles" in it when everyone knows kale is a low grower! 

Well...that's my..." you stupid dogs better not lay or dig in here" preventive!  


And..it works!


Just not on cows!!!

Need I say more?

Company!

Got to thinking the other day...

OH!  I know...Hubby Honey says..."here comes the smoke...I'm gonna choke"...Ha! Ha!

Anyway...back to my thoughts on company.  


You invite someone over.  You cook.  You clean.  You get everything ready and just so.


And they come.  House is ready.  Food fixed.  Doorbell rings.  They come inside.  Holler, Hello!


And...no one is home.  No, "come on in".  No, "so glad you're here". 

Empty.  Nada.  Zip.  Nothing!


Wow...how rude!


And that's how I've been feeling about my slackness concerning "a slowness of new post"!


If you're reading this...thank-you!  


Sit down, have a brownie, stay a while and be sure to come back soon!


I'll be here!